W e l c o m e   t o   t h e   M e n a g e r i e   -   m e n a g e r i e . t f 
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2003.01.12 15h38 - To bring everyone up to speed: 
           (GMT)   Menagerie is now on its new provider/IP address.
                   All DNS propogation should now be completed, to restore a
                   more stable system then before. (Anything else is
                   therefore verizon's fault!).
                   We are hoping to have the records updated to bring the 
                   secondardy DNS online too, which will speed up this in 
                   the future if we have to go though it again.
                   All the vhosting systems (menagerie.tf and trrx.com)
                   are now reset and should be working as before.
                   
                   Chloe. (so I'm not as good at words as the roo)

2002.05.18 03h37 - The brief outage experienced this morning can be summed up
                   in two parts.  First, there was a storm which knocked out
                   the Precambrian power line to half of the apartment block
                   in which this server is housed.  Second, the fool-proof
                   and fail-safe IBM-brand UPS on which the server runs turns
                   out to be worth exactly its weight in llama excrement.  We
                   had no control over either of these, but you bet your
                   sweet bippy we're going to find out if there is a single
                   UPS on this planet that actually does what it says on the
                   tin; Supply Power, Uninterrupted.

2002.05.02 13h53 - Our server move, while not really announced in advance due
                   to very tight time requirements (as in, your humble admins
                   only knew the day of the move that it had to be moved) has
                   gone off with very few hitches, and while we're working
                   diligently to iron out the problems like the quirky IRC
                   server and name resolution, our users can sleep safe in
                   the knowledge that not one byte of data was lost in the
                   shuffle, nor have any other calamities befallen the
                   service.  If anything seems terribly out of place, please
                   let us know, and we'll have it back up and running soon.
                   Many, many apologies for the suddenness of all this.

2002.01.14 10h19 - In retrospect, we realized here at Muppet Labs-- er,
                   Menagerie I.S., that some of your users may not even know
                   what SSH is.  Given the fact that we not only encourage
                   the use of secure protocols, but are very soon shutting
                   down FTP services in favor of SCP, your humble siteadmin
                   has put together a page detailing what you need to know to
                   connect, especially where to get client software.  The new
                   information can be found on our page about security.

2002.01.13 19h16 - Little safety tip for anyone who finds that our SSH host
                   key has changed; it has indeed, and on purpose.  We've
                   installed the newest release of openssh and thus your SSH
                   client should give you a nice big warning about the key
                   change.  (If it doesn't, then you're using the wrong
                   client!)  Please e-mail to confirm the key you get.

2001.08.19 17h15 - This one wasn't our fault, folks.  The DSL provider this
                   box is hosted on was using Rhythms for its backbone, which
                   went out of business.  An emergency switch was made by the
                   provider to Covad, which is not yet out of business.  Our
                   IP address was not supposed to change, but it did, so the
                   apparent outage has actually merely been the delay in DNS
                   propagation one would expect from a dubious registrar such
                   as our beloved AdamsNames.  We were here the whole time,
                   but pretty well invisible.  We cannot apologize enough for
                   the inconvenience....  Actually, we can't apologize at all
                   because it wasn't our fault.  This sort of thing happens,
                   even to good people like us.  At least it's fixed now.  We
                   offer our sincerest wishes that no important e-mail 
                   bounced irretrievably.  In other news, there will be a
                   server upgrade to a newer, kinder, gentler Linux kernel in
                   about two weeks, and we'll give specifics as soon as we
                   have them (and the outage should only be three hours.)

2001.06.07 14h03 - The DSL provider for out co-lo spot has had some poor luck
                   lately, eh?  Their backbone, L3, had a router failure at
                   their Philadelphia node, meaning brief outage.  Of course,
                   they popped in their replacement and all was well, but one
                   still wonders if this was merely unfortunate coincidence
                   of outages, or if perhaps we have displeased the gods....

2001.05.24 18h48 - Connection Chopped?  Menagerie Mangled?  Backhoe Bloopers.
                   Looks like someone managed to cut some fiber way upstream,
                   leaving not only Menagerie but 250,000 other connections
                   completely hosed for a little under four hours.  Though
                   we certainly didn't cause it, we apologize for any and all
                   inconvenience.  Remember, though, if you contribute to the
                   Critters Against Errant Backhoes Fund (slogan: Fiber and
                   Construction Equipment Don't Mix), we can keep this kind
                   of senseless tragedy from reoccurring.

2001.03.15 12h15 - Sorry for the most recent downtime, a whopping four days,
                   but consider it an upgrade; the server, and its owner and
                   humble siteadmin, are now happily relocated in a small
                   town near Philadelphia, and the server itself is running
                   off what we in the business call "mad-phat pipe".  Sure,
                   there's a new IP address, and there was that downtime, but
                   in the end we're all happier here, and more comfortable
                   with the bandwidth we've been loaned, courtesy of Bear-X
                   at lycanthrope.org.  If anything is broken, please let us
                   know.  Apologies for any inconvenience.

2000.11.21 11h49 - Dear friends, we have a winner.  Joanne Hunter has been
                   the first person to admit to checking this page for the
                   occasional update, and it turns out she's been looking at
                   it regularly for quite some time.  Hats off to you.  Your
                   cookie is in the mail.

2000.07.20 06h30 - There once was an admin in Dallas
                   Who'd grown, about Windows, quite callous
                   He put Slackware on his box
                   And said "Verily, this rocks!"
                   And swore at Bill Gates with much malice.
                                                         - da 'Roo

2000.07.10 23h11 - Your ever-devoted site-admin was once an employee of the
                   ISP through which Menagerie is connected.  When that ISP
                   was bought and the tech support moved, I was left without
                   exployment, but a couple bonus paychecks and a short time
                   of free service as a consolation prize.  The free service
                   was supposed to last until 2000.07.15, but there was a
                   billing error and the service was disconnected during the
                   admins' trip to Chicago.  We've got it all cleared up now,
                   sorry for the inconvenience.  (Yes, this one was our fault.
                   SWBell still sucks, though.)

2000.06.12 16h27 - Torches and shotguns, folks.  Your humble site-admin is
                   looking for large-scale providers of the aforementioned,
                   'cause I'm lookin' to mob Southwestern Bell.  They screwed
                   around with our ISP's connection Wednesday evening, didn't
                   fix it until Saturday morning, and then we still weren't
                   up until this fine Monday afternoon, as a result of a tiny
                   glitch at the ISP (that wouldn't have been an issue, save
                   for more SWBell stupidity.)  As a warning to all citizens,
                   do not, under any circumstances, trust SWBell for mission-
                   critical connectivity.  They will fail you.

2000.05.03 18h24 - Your ever-vigilant site admin was watching the local
                   severe thunderstorm turn into punding hail when, rather
                   expectedly, the power went out.  The system was down for a
                   few minutes while the power was out, and then another few
                   while it booted and ran fsck.  All is well, now.

2000.04.16 12h57 - Our insanely devoted Pikachu-impersonating sysadmin has
                   finally gotten around to manually restarting the webserver
                   after the realization that it was not configured to start
                   automatically on boot properly.  Feel free to throw any 
                   available rotten tomatoes or Pokéballs at her.  It
                   is back up now.

2000.04.16 12h22 - Apparently, we had a power outage last night, which 
                   doesn't come as much of a surprise to anyone who may have
                   seen the massive electrical storm that lit up the sky as
                   your fearless admins were on their way to a midnight show
                   of Rocky Horror Picture Show.  For about an hour, we were
                   completely disconnected, though we were too busy making
                   fun of Tim Curry in drag.  I'll take this moment just to
                   mention that your devoted sysadmin does a very impressive
                   impression of Pikachu faking an orgasm.  Thank you.

2000.04.10 11h41 - Southwestern Bell is evil, evil, evil.  Last night, the
                   DS3 that goes to our beloved ISP (and my employer) started
                   to act weird, resulting in an inability to make any new
                   connections to or from us. This lasted for a half-hour or
                   so, and started around midnight last night.  You know how
                   it is, your pipe acts funny and you don't go watching the
                   clock, you just reach for the phone and call SWB.  Do not
                   restrict bandwidth of Happy Fun Admin.  Do not subject
                   Happy Fun Admin to extreme heat or cold.  Do not taunt
                   or abuse Happy Fun Admin!  Happy Fun Admin, I choose you!

2000.03.21 16h59 - Remember, kids, when a friend asks you if he can run a
                   quick check for security holes and exploits on your box, 
                   ask him to wait until there won't be any user online, and
                   someone there to watch it.  About a half-hour of downtime
                   will remind us of that, you can be certain.  (Good news?
                   It wasn't a security hole, just your average attack of
                   too-many-connections-at-once.  Nothing to worry about,
                   citizens.)

2000.03.05 11h41 - Menagerie.tf experienced a temporary but thankfully brief
                   outage when Kristina got a burr up her tail to have her
                   speakers back, necessitating a move of the DSL modem off
                   of her desk and into the closet with the server, where it
                   will be fed nothing but a diet of stale UUNet packets and
                   water.  Pity the poor DSL modems.  For less than the
                   price of a cup of coffee a day, you can ensure that these
                   starving routers receive a full diet of fresh packets and
                   clean bandwidth.  Save the routers.

2000.03.01 23h02 - Super hyper-ultra mad phat k-rad 31337 phase-hamsters have
                   attacked the backbone our ISP runs off of, meaning next to
                   nothing for normal bandwidth, but your humble site admin
                   cannot listen to streamed MP3 audio because of dropped
                   packets.  This make site admin angry.  Admin not like when
                   admin no have MP3!  Do not feed the kangaroos.  You have
                   been warned.  (Oh, and there's a contest on.  Does anybody
                   read this page?  Be the first to send mail to the admin,
                   and you get a free return e-mail.  Oh, and that means the
                   site admin, not the system admin.)

2000.02.26 18h35 - Electrical storms are the bane of those unfortunate
                   system operators who lack proper battery backups for their
                   computers.  This would explain Menagerie's downtime last 
                   night.  Though only a few minutes in length, the outage
                   did knock out a seventeen-day uptime.  No hardware was
                   destroyed in the making of this light-show.

2000.02.15 15h03 - Menagerie domain name finally resolves, thanks to the
                   valiant efforts of AdamsNames to quickly and efficiently
                   correct the errors that were keeping us from doing so.
                   (Also, tracerj finally gets around to setting up reverse
                   domain name resolution with the ISP.  Hooray.)

2000.02.10 00h49 - Menagerie site goes online, with much effort by our staff,
                   and very little assistance from our domain name registrar,
                   AdamsNames.  Record time for creation of ASCII logo.
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